Virus ACHTUNG!!!

There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically, Orally and by Hand. This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your Colleagues, Boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Here you should purchase a program called Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE). This is available in several formats. The quickest acting WINE is called Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is the more expensive professional version,. The cheaper version, which could give you some real headaches is known as Pro-Light Organism Network Killer (PLONK).

Run the WINE program repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. To assist in the complete eradication of this virus please forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends then it is highly likely that you have already been infected , and WORK is controlling your life.

This virus is DEADLY (Destroy Every Available Decent Living Youngster).

Update: 07-09-07: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but the program will have to be run more times for the same effect.