Something wild

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A male teenager walked up to the bench and sat down.

He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man just stared.

Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.

The teenager finally said sarcastically: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied:

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

kenne ich schon aber auf deutsch ist aber trotzdem super