Reicher Mann & Uhr

A rich man opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,
the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
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"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You rich people are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my goodness...," replied the rich man, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"